VERY Last Minute Shopping Ideas For The Person Who Has Everything…

…but good taste & common sense.

Not one, not two, but three Jesus bobbleheads are on the market. For Catholics with a devotion to the Sacred Heart, the bobblehead industry was looking out!The young action figure aficionados will likely appreciate this Jesus action figure. Action Figure Jesus would work well with his trusty sidekick, Action Figure Pope Innocent III (Really, I don’t make this stuff up…)

For the poor soul who could use a change of fortune in 2008, tickets to a health and wealth seminary might not be a bad idea… Pastor Paula White wants to share all about how God wants you to be healthy and wealthy… for a price. (God wants Pastor Paula, apparently, to be healthy and wealthy too!)


If you cannot find a seminar coming up near you, the next best thing may be her book and workout DVD with world-renowned health expert Dodd Romero. Is Dodd his Christian name do you think? And which part of the world is he renowned in? I am not sure, but it may be explained in the book… It is only $11.75!If you know someone who loves “Dogs Playing Poker Painting” (and, let’s face it, no man who is being honest with himself does not!) This canine nativity set could be perfect.
And then we have….
BIBLE FIGHT!
(Let’s get ready to ruuuuuuuuuuuumble!)

I don’t know, if charged with the task of coming up with something truly tacky, I could top this one. Players choose characters - Adam, Eve, Mary, Jesus or Satan - you know, whatever is suiting you that day… for a Bible Fight… Nice. Real nice.
H/T: A Little Leaven

On second thought, maybe some giftcards would be the way to go.

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2 Responses to “VERY Last Minute Shopping Ideas For The Person Who Has Everything…”

  1. Rob Says:
    December 22, 2007 at 3:06 pm

    As a kid, I could never resist hybridization of scenarios with my action toys. GI Joe had some awesome wars with the Transformers and my hordes of WW-II era US army men frequently went toe-to-toe with a number of stuffed monkeys who threatened US world-hegemony.

    I wonder what kids will do with these figures? Will a Fundamentalist Jesus with a literal sword-for-a-tongue descend from Heaven and cut through wave after wave of blue-gray Nazi stormtroopers? Will Pope Innocent III take a break from approving mendicant orders in order to fend off the menace of Destro and Cobra? Or, TV having taken its toll on their imaginations, will the youth of today simply resort to making bear-noises and smacking bobble-head Jesus against bobble-head Satan?

  2. A Simple Sinner Says:
    December 22, 2007 at 3:37 pm

    Rob, I personally envision a smackdown between Jesus backed by I-3 & JP-2 against Hordak, Skeletor and Megatron… Maybe that’s just me.

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