Sharia The Musical!

(To be sung to the tune of “Maria” from West Side Story. With thanks to Raymond Arroyo of EWTN and apologies to Leonard Bernstein …)

Sharia!

Sharia, the Archbishop is all for Sharia!
His really awkward shame will never be the same to me.

Sharia! Don’t publically kiss your girl Maria!
Ask Dhimmi who’ve found how awful a sound it can be!

Sharia, please watch out what music your playing.
If it comes, be quiet when you are a Catholic praying!

Sharia, He’s actually open to Sharia!

Oh +Cantuar… Given that all variations of “Muhammed” combined have become the most popular name for boys in the UK, leave this lobbying to home-grown sharia enthusiasts.

They will call for it soon enough.

Thanks Lambeth 1930!

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3 Responses to “Sharia The Musical!”

  1. Rob Says:
    February 10, 2008 at 5:27 am

    Am I overreacting in saying that it seems like Europe is just rolling over and dying? I don’t think I am a crazy reactionary. Am I? Because European politicians and leaders just seem completely ludicrous. I know our leaders have serious faults, but Europe just seems to be playing ded and hoping the muslims pass them by.

  2. Fr. J. Says:
    February 10, 2008 at 10:24 am

    Hah! “The most beautiful sound I ever heard, Sharia–Sharia, Sharia, Shari–ah!!” Brilliant.

    And rob, about Europe. Benedict is as lone a voice now as Pius XII was on the holocaust. But Pius prevailed and so will Benedict. Remember also that JPII prevailed…and so will Benedict. Leo the Great prevailed…and so will Benedict. Pius V at Lepanto…and so will Benedict.

    More than any history book will admit, time and again the salvation of Europe in history has time and again come at the hands of the Bishop of Rome. It’s uncanny. It’s the testimony of things seen and unseen.

    One thing is for sure. Rowan will not save Europe and will not even try. Benedict has the stated goal the restoration of Europe and the world to the Church. As Abraham said to Isaac, “God will provide the lamb.” So buck up, good buddy. Keep the faith.

  3. A Simple Sinner Says:
    February 10, 2008 at 11:31 am

    Father J - I noted you and David had both started entries on this, the latest episode of the soap operal I like to call “All Henry’s Children”… Just for the historic record, I was hoping one of you would post on it!

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